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So there was this couple, both 50 years old.

yearsburn:

Marge and Bill. They decide that it will do their marriage good to both go off on vacation on their own. A week later, they both return and Bill says, “I think that vacation was good for us, I had a great time.”

Marge challenges back, “So did I.”

Meeting her challenge Bill says, “I doubt you had a better time than me, I met a 25 year old local on the beach, took her for a spin.”

Marge smirks. “I met an exotic 25 year old, had a better time.”

Bill asks, “What makes you think that?”

Marge replies, “25 fits better into 50 than 50 into 25.”

zing.